aromantic-spinda:

My friend: can I ask you for relationship advice?

Me: *prepares a wheel of fortune where the only two options are “communicate” and “break up”* yeah sure go ahead

avocadosandvodka:

geekandmisandry:

rassoey:

my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him

Rip NdT

@mirahxox

the-absolute-best-posts:

wedding vows

mysharona1987:

There is no part of this diatribe that is not amazing or 100% true.

indirispeaks:

justicewitch:

ameliaglitter:

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

parrydots:

when you didnt hear what someone said

sadfag420:

the-treble:

fuck-benedict:

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

averagefairy:

i blame my standards for men on shania twain’s 1997 hit That Don’t Impress Me Much